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First Issue: | 14th June 1975 | |||||
| Last Issue: | 30th October 1976 | ||||||
| Copyright: | IPC Magazines Ltd | ||||||
| Genre: | Boys And Girls Humour | ||||||
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| Incorporated By: | Buster | ||||||
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| In March 1973, IPC Magazines released their first ghoulish humour comic in the shape of Shiver And Shake. It lasted for a credible 19 months before its popularity appeared to wane and it got incorporated into Whoopee!. Eight months later, IPC decided to have another crack at the the ghoulish humour market and released the cult comic, Monster Fun. It lasted for just 73 issues but its characters lived on long afterwards in other joint publications or simply in the memories. Frankie Stein, our freaky friend from Wham, then Shiver And Shake and later Whoopee, was the Honarary Editor from the first issue, which also saw the introduction of Robert T. Nixon's Kid Kong the biggest gorilla in the world! Kid was a fun fair attraction billed as son of the famous King Kong, but took offence when the public called him an ugly brute and horrible. The fun fair owner also called him 'the big ugly' and gave our kid his rations of just 'one' banana. This was the last straw and later, when the fun fair lorries set off for their next venue, Kid Kong broke out of his trailer and headed towards the nearest town. He broke into a department store and swiped his trademark school uniform jacket. Later that same night, he wandered along the streets and came to the home of Granny Smith, the very short sighted old lady who became the Kids adopted mother, thinking Kid was just a big schoolboy. Kid Kong lasted throughout the whole 73 issues of Monster Fun and also made the transition over to Buster. |
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| X-Ray Specs was one of the most popular of all the stories within Monster Fun. It innocently started as Ray was walking past I. Squint the opticians in the high street. Mr Squint exited his shop brandishing a pair of spectacles. He said to Ray, "Hey, son! Try these!" and handed over the pair of X-Ray Specs. Ray soon put them to got use by seeing through an envelope that had just been dropped through his letter box - containing his (obviously bad) school report. Ray scarpered as his dad opened the envelope and read the report. By the very next issue (#2), the page count of the story was 1½ and issue #22 saw Ray in his first two page story. His next two page effort was in issue #33, which is how it remained until its amalgamation with Buster. Issue #15 saw X-Ray Specs become the first cover story of the comic which it also achieved in a couple of future issues as well. Martha's Monster Make-Up was another story which lasted the whole 73 issues and managed to survive the merger with Buster. Martha's dad worked in a film studio and came across an old container of make-up which he gave to Martha. When Martha returned home, she immediately applied the make-up in the belief that it would make her even prettier, but it had completely the reverse effect. It made her face and hands look totally freakish and frighened her mother half to death. The effect didn't last too long, just enough to have the desired effect. The make-up didn't just change living matter either, it also altered everyday items such as umbrellas, pianos and cement. I was always left wondering just how big that actual jar of make-up was, because she never seemed to get a new one!!! Dough Nut And Rusty, drawn by Trevor Metcalfe, was a 2-page affair starring "The most expensive, exclusive robot ever invented", Dough Nut, and the 'not quite exclusive' tin-pot robot Rusty. The story actually started in the year 1900 in the home of the Posh family, where the self-important butler fell foul of the master of the house by releasing mice in the house. These little rodents roamed the house for a whole century which was where the story moved on to, the year 2000. The Posh's advertised for a house-help, and two applicants applied for the job. Enter Dough Nut And Rusty. Dough Nut impressed the Posh's with his latest technical gadgetry, whereas poor old Rusty could offer nothing but squeaky joints. However, it was these sqeaky joints which helped drive the plague of mice away from the manor and so rid the house of their inherited rodents. So pleased was Mr Posh with Rusty's Pied Piper enactment, that he decided to give both robots the job. After this, we constantly had Dough Nut trying to upstage his technically-challeged stablemate, but always managing to mess things up in his over-eagerness to impress. We always knew which robot was talking, because Rusty would begin each speech-balloon with 'bleep' while Dough Nut used the more sophisticated 'whirr' sound. Although the story lasted until the very last issue of Monster Fun, it did not make the transition over to Buster. Grizzly Bearhug...Giant was a comi-adventure serial story starring the Short Family of Tichtown and Grizzly Bearhug Giant. As the Shorts were driving along the country lanes with their caravan in tow, the car ran out of petrol. Mum and Dad went off to get some more while the two kids and their dog stayed behind. Suddenly a wicked wizard happened along and said that the car doesn't need petrol, it needed some of his magic beans. Some of these he gave to the children, the rest he promtly put into the petrol tank. The car kicked into life and off he went with the family jalopy. When mum and dad returned and were told what had happened, dad went all giddy and decided to rest. The kids gave the remaining beans to the dog to eat, but the canine decided to bury them instead. Everyone went to sleep while the beans took root and produced an amazingly high beanstalk. This eventually led up through the clouds and managed to slide the caravan off its leaf and towards the nearby castle, home of Grizzly Bearhug Giant. The big G decided he was going to eat his 'meals on wheels' but not until he dolloped and massive lump of sauce onto his tinned meat. This enabled the Shorts enough time to escape down the table cloth and off to relative safety. The following weeks had G-B-G persuing the Shorts, with the Shorts using their cunning and survival skills to escape the big fella. The story lasted for just 19 issues which concluded with the Shorts escaping via a makeshift parachute and landing just behind a passing car and hooking onto the back of it. The car turned out to be there own and was driven by the wicked wizard that stole it in the first place.
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Cinders was the friendly fiery female dragon who had a crush on the 'brave' knight that was constantly trying to slay her. Every week the knight, Sir Art Throb, would venture to attack Cinders, only for her to misinterpret it as a show of affection. An interesting aside is that every speech balloon from Cinders was heart-shaped and coloured red. She occupied the full-coloured back page for the first 12 weeks and was replaced there by Draculass. Issue 12 was the last that we ever saw of her in the weekly publication. One of the most popular stories was set in Massacre Steet School and in particular, the class of 3X. These little terrors ran riot and delightd in the fact that no teacher would last for more than a couple of days. One ex-teacher of 3X became an astronaut so that he could be as far away from them as possible. Another used to tremble whenever he was confronted by any child, including babies in prams. The headmaster was just about to throw in the towel, when Mr Fume, the science teacher, stated that he had come up with the solution to the 3X problem. He led the headmaster through the underground lead-lined secret tunnels to his laboratory and introduced him to his latest experiment, Creature Teacher! Each week we would see class 3X plotting away in order to try and rid themselves of this new member of the teaching staff, but each week we would see how CT would foil their plans, usually using them to his own advantage. Good little story that lasted right the way through to the final issue, but did not make the transition over to Buster. The Invisible Monster was another humour-serial story following the adventures of a huge invisible creature as he was being persued by the authorites. He teamed up with his side-kick Tich in issue #2 and together they roamed the country in order to escape from their persuers. The creature could speak excellent english and seemed to be rather friendly, even though he would wreak havoc wherever he went. Frankie Stein offered a £1 prize to readers who entered drawings of what they thought the invisible monster looked like. There were many weird and humorous illustrations, but finally, in issue #19, we saw what he really looked like after he threw himself into Loch Ness - see for yourself. Art's Gallery was an old tudor house, that was allegedly haunted, left by Uncle Freddie to his young nephew Arthur. When Art(hur) explored the house he came across many old paintings and he decided that he would open up his own Art Gallery. However, the paintings were no ordinary paintings, they actually came to life and the characters within them didn't want their frames to be hung up on walls and have loads of people gawping at them all day, so they set about trying to sabotage the business. Their ideas were good but always seemed to backfire on them and eventually led to the benefit of the gallery, which Art always enjoyed. The story lasted for the first 34 issues and in the earlier days it ran the Art's Prize Potty Pictures competition where the readers could send in a drawing which had a play on words - have a look at some. The daughter of Dracula was introduced to us in the first issue and went by the name of Draculass. Drawn by Terry Bave, Draculass 'flew' in from Transylvania to stay with her cousin Maisie and her Mum and Dad for an extended period (about 5 years actually) and attacked every exposed neck that came her way, including those belonging to friends and family. She shared the same room as Maisie but slept in a frilly-padded coffin. She first revealed that she could fly in issue #14 when she inadvertly attacked Maisie's kite thinking it to be a strange looking man. The wind caught hold of the kite and Draculass went up with it. Just when Maisie thought Draculass was going to plummet to the ground, Draculass flew to safety. The Transylvanian Terror ousted Cinders from the full-coloured back page from issue #13 and stayed there, on and off, until Gums debuted in issue #35. Major Jump - Horror Hunter was the owner of a very large country estate who couldn't afford the upkeep of it. One day he hit upon the idea of capturing lots of animals to create a very large animal menagerie, which he would call a Monster Menagerie. When he put a job vacancy board outside his front door requesting a willing lad to help him capture these animals, Cosmo Crumpet applied. However, Cosmo was a bit upset when the Major told him that they wouldn't be hunting real monsters. The Major said that real monsters didn't really exist which was when Cosmo introduced him to his pet, Meredith - a monster. This is when the Major decides to hunt down real monsters, often with comical results, like capturing the 1003-eyed monster only to discover that he was short-sighted, so the Major had to invest in 501 pairs of spectacles for it. The story lasted right up to the penultimate issue and did not survive the merger with Buster. Tom Thumbscrew was the torturers apprentice in a story set in the middle-ages, but instead of using his pain-inducing devices to hurt people, he used them to help people. Like putting two very tired knights in their suits of armour into the iron-maiden so that they would both be wearing air-conditioned suits! There was also the time when he helped the failing basketball team (basketball - middle ages?!?!?) to win games by stretching them on the rack so they became taller. One thing I couldn't work out was, if Tom was the torturers apprentice, who was the main torturer? Tom lasted right upto the final issue, but didn't make the transition to Buster.
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